Price is right?

I see that the unfortunately ubiquitous Katie Price has apparently warned ex-beau Danny Cipriani that he has reason to be "s**tting himself" about her forthcoming autobiography, claiming that she has photographs, texts and emails implicating the former great white hope of English rugby.

Cipriani, who is currently once again batting way, way above his average with Kelly Brook, does have the distinction of being one of very few former victims of the pneumatically enhanced model who did not end up fathering a child with her.

No doubt we’ll all be pre-ordering the autobiography which will be available from all good book shops and no doubt a few crap ones too.

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