Cipriani returns to (away) form

Having not been in the media eye for, ooh, at least 5 minutes and having been well and truly outplayed by two anonymous Irish rugby players (possibly in the company of a Welsh one - or not), former great white hope of English rugby, Danny Cipriani, has made a triumphant return to form (at least away from home) and to the front pages of the nation’s tabloids.

Cipriani has, it seems, been thrown out of girlfriend Kelly Brook’s house after she discovered “lewd” and “explicit” texts and photos sent by our Danny to other women on his mobile phone.

He is said to have confessed to The Sun: ''I can't believe what I've done,'' obviously meaning that he really should have remembered to make his password a bit more difficult to decipher.

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