Evening all...

Having recently acquired a BT Vision box and having signed up for BT Sport I actually got to watch some Premiership rugby at the weekend, the Gloucester v Saints game probably being the pick of the bunch.

The highlight of the weekend was, however, finding out the name of London Irish and England winger Marland Yarde’s Dad. Unless this is an elaborate hoax (in which case my cap is duly doffed) it would appear that Mr Yarde Senior’s first name is…yes, you guessed it…

…SCOTLAND.

I kid you not.